Monday, June 8, 2009

Just so you know, New York ain't got nothing on me right now!

So WHAT Kevin Kraft, grandson of the founder of cheese and a horrible speller mind you.

I gave myself an awesome 5 inch BEEHIVE! Wore SHORT SHORTS in PUBLIC! Smoked CRACK! GOT SUPER fucking DRUNK! DID IT AGAIN! REFUSED REHAB! Listened to AMY WINEHOUSE! Got DRUNK again. Past OUT! Bought LIME GREEN Eyeshadow! Made Dan PANCAKES! Looked at MY BALLS COLLECTION! (It's coming along nicely by the way.) Did some WEAVING! THEN I WROTE THIS!

I LOVE CAPS!
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2 comments:

  1. CramilleJune 14, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    Capslock is cruise control for cool.

    Laura, I love you in the pants way.

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  2. Lilace Ann RosenburgJune 15, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    If you like that you should hear how this post sounds in my head.

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