Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Movie About Me...

Zachary Quinto would play me.  Zachary Quinto is just science fictiony and nerdy and hairy enough to play me. 
Who would play Laura Green?  Lily Allen.  Duh! Who else is blunt enough, sarcastic enough, all around funny enough to play my best friend?  Nobody, that's who!
Parker Posey would be my step mom or something.  she'd try to offer guidance but ultimately fail and just come off as hilarious.  They'd have to give her grey hair or something though, because she's way too hot to be old enough to be my mother.
My worst enemy would be a toss up between the lead singer of Nickelback, and Nicholas Cage.  I haven't decided if he would wear a bear suit in the movie, or maybe dress young, with hip clothes (table cloth scarf maybe?) and a dread locks wig.
Kristen Bell is the nerdy, spunky, scrappy not crappy, babe of my dreams.  She's sarcastic, funny, and all around perfect.

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  1. "Zachary Quinto is just science fictiony and nerdy and hairy enough to play me." Best. sentence. to. describe. you. ever

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