I'll show you psycho killer

I do look like a psycho killer.  I'm totally gonna kill that cheerleader with perfect hair some day.  YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!  I don't like the other actor.  I'm firing the other actor Zachary Quinto is where it's at.  I'm Spock.  Not Kirk. 

Actually...

"Laura and Kevin's Cheesed Monkeys"
Would have the cast of
Me as Ellen Page
because when i make fun of pregnancy and make thousands of Juno reference it would be soooo fucking funny.

Kevin would be umm Chris Pine. Because Kevin doesn't look like a psycho killer. He more clean cut. But still Science fiction nerd base.

Ravel would be Adrian Grenier. Because they could be twins one, and two because you think he's a nice guy most of the time but he could be a real fuckass at times. Like Ravel. He's cute but sometimes usually he's a selfish dip shit of huge portions.
You could still have Kristen Bell Kevin, I would never take that away. But i would make Roseann Barr, my mother and my mother would be a little pissed. But it honestly is the closest to reality without putting my mom on tv.

The big haired Bitch i made fun of throughout the movie would be Brittany Murphy, nothing says dumb trailer trash like Brittany Murphy. I mean look at her what a little whore.

The Movie About Me...

Zachary Quinto would play me.  Zachary Quinto is just science fictiony and nerdy and hairy enough to play me. 

Who would play Laura Green?  Lily Allen.  Duh! Who else is blunt enough, sarcastic enough, all around funny enough to play my best friend?  Nobody, that's who!

Parker Posey would be my step mom or something.  she'd try to offer guidance but ultimately fail and just come off as hilarious.  They'd have to give her grey hair or something though, because she's way too hot to be old enough to be my mother.

My worst enemy would be a toss up between the lead singer of Nickelback, and Nicholas Cage.  I haven't decided if he would wear a bear suit in the movie, or maybe dress young, with hip clothes (table cloth scarf maybe?) and a dread locks wig.

Kristen Bell is the nerdy, spunky, scrappy not crappy, babe of my dreams.  She's sarcastic, funny, and all around perfect.

8 are Supermodels.

1. Me, Laura
2. Regine
3. Luriel
4. Ryan
5. Camille
6. Caroline
7. Melissa
8. Julia

What? Not my fault i know all the super models.

WHY DONT I LOOK LIKE THIS

Just So you know HOE!

I finally deleted that big haired bitch you made me be friends with two years ago. I was nice as long as you were here and i mean shit if she is going to inform everyone i hate her than facebook can do it too.

Freshman Year

Remember these?  This was us Freshman year.  We were so young and dumb, and God look at how fat I was!