Laura + Kevin= Bad Ass Bitches Rated X

We're gifted, don't gotta sell SEX!

It's about time we kept up in this again!

I can't wait to VISIT YOU! I am going crazy trying to figure out what to pack! I am only going to bring the best of my best in clothes. I wanna go out and buy something but i am saving to get married in Vegas. Hahaha, I am so fucking excited! 16 more fucking days!

it's metal, and shiny

im about to go to college! Woooooooot!!

Melissa and Me got bored.

you clearly need a makeover!

Bruce Hall Sorority

Look at my new blog.
Bruce Hall Sorority

It's awesome. We just copied Dan and make a quotes from our apartment.

Is she talking about these shorts?

The point of me ignoring you, is me not responding to high school facebook "bullying". HAHAHAHA

"I just saw one of your bitchy comments on Kevin's profile pic with us dancing. I made some mean comments in response, but I deleted them because I didn't want to share it with everyone on facebook. I wish that you weren't friends with my friends so that you could be out of my life forever. I hate your voice, your immaturity, the way you've treated kevin on several occassions, and the fact that you don't know how to dress for your body type (YOU ARE TOO FAT TO WEAR SHORT SHORTS. SAVE THOSE FOR PRIVATE TIME WITH RAVEL BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT) I thought about making a truce with you only for the sake of your lovely housemates, but I guess I will have to just wait to your fat ass is out of the way if I want to visit them. Don't respond to this because I'm not even going to bother to read it and I don't want any further drama. Also I have absolutely no desire to hear your thoughts or opinions. (Especially since you have such a high opinion of yourself"

Gina facebooked this to me.

it's about to get REAL laura

Real like degrassi

I'll show you psycho killer

I do look like a psycho killer.  I'm totally gonna kill that cheerleader with perfect hair some day.  YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!  I don't like the other actor.  I'm firing the other actor Zachary Quinto is where it's at.  I'm Spock.  Not Kirk. 

Actually...

"Laura and Kevin's Cheesed Monkeys"
Would have the cast of
Me as Ellen Page
because when i make fun of pregnancy and make thousands of Juno reference it would be soooo fucking funny.

Kevin would be umm Chris Pine. Because Kevin doesn't look like a psycho killer. He more clean cut. But still Science fiction nerd base.

Ravel would be Adrian Grenier. Because they could be twins one, and two because you think he's a nice guy most of the time but he could be a real fuckass at times. Like Ravel. He's cute but sometimes usually he's a selfish dip shit of huge portions.
You could still have Kristen Bell Kevin, I would never take that away. But i would make Roseann Barr, my mother and my mother would be a little pissed. But it honestly is the closest to reality without putting my mom on tv.

The big haired Bitch i made fun of throughout the movie would be Brittany Murphy, nothing says dumb trailer trash like Brittany Murphy. I mean look at her what a little whore.

The Movie About Me...

Zachary Quinto would play me.  Zachary Quinto is just science fictiony and nerdy and hairy enough to play me. 

Who would play Laura Green?  Lily Allen.  Duh! Who else is blunt enough, sarcastic enough, all around funny enough to play my best friend?  Nobody, that's who!

Parker Posey would be my step mom or something.  she'd try to offer guidance but ultimately fail and just come off as hilarious.  They'd have to give her grey hair or something though, because she's way too hot to be old enough to be my mother.

My worst enemy would be a toss up between the lead singer of Nickelback, and Nicholas Cage.  I haven't decided if he would wear a bear suit in the movie, or maybe dress young, with hip clothes (table cloth scarf maybe?) and a dread locks wig.

Kristen Bell is the nerdy, spunky, scrappy not crappy, babe of my dreams.  She's sarcastic, funny, and all around perfect.

8 are Supermodels.

1. Me, Laura
2. Regine
3. Luriel
4. Ryan
5. Camille
6. Caroline
7. Melissa
8. Julia

What? Not my fault i know all the super models.

WHY DONT I LOOK LIKE THIS

Just So you know HOE!

I finally deleted that big haired bitch you made me be friends with two years ago. I was nice as long as you were here and i mean shit if she is going to inform everyone i hate her than facebook can do it too.

Freshman Year

Remember these?  This was us Freshman year.  We were so young and dumb, and God look at how fat I was!  

Your creepy ass friends

So your friend Danial Elliot or whatever left a big bag of smelly sweaty clothes (I don't mean men's clothes ) at your apartment as a leave behind. Blake doesn't want to call him because then he has to hang out with him. So you might get a magical new bag of smelly sweaty woman's clothes.

Also how many times are you going to have a last 80s night ever?

a present for you!

so Andy Warhol

power, corruption, and lies

It's a good thing Laura posts on here just as much as me.  Oh wait, that's a LIE!

paparazzi

I got a new camera for the soul purpose of being your paparazzi.  This video is just artsy and weird enough for me to like it, BUT the Triplets from Daisy of Love are in it.  YUCK!  what was she thinking?