I'm dying my hair red again.

I'm going to wear this to 80's night

what you're wearing thursday

Here are your options for thursday night:

This one is cool, but you're too covered up and you'll for sure get hot.

I think you can pull this off, we just need to figure out how to get you there because you sure as hell won't fit in Ravel's car with that caboose, barbie!

This one will show that you're not afraid of colors, lots and lots of em!

and this one is just hot and you could wear it anywhere

savannah kids

Look at these fucking hipsters!  These pics were stolen from the savannah flicker thread(?) I guess you call it.  This must be what the real kids at Savannah are like. 

So I guess I'll be getting rid of ALL of my pants because nobody here seems to wear them.  Probably because it's too fucking hot.  I'll either wear swim trunks or basketball shorts everyday. Goodbye jackets, goodbye sweaters, goodbye SOCKS!  The days of Kevin dressing up and look great are over, it'll be too humid to try anymore.  You're lucky you caught me in the good years.

If this isn't my present, I don't know what I'll do.

Finally something stylish AND sophisticated for me to wear to my new school.  First impressions are priceless.

my new room mate (girl version)

muah!

what??????? I have to know the story behind this quote.  I'm working mon, tues, and weds so I'm going for sure and they can just make the other intern do all the work!  That's what she gets for volunteering to be a slave like me!  Thursday is all I'm looking forward to.  I had my discogram today, and it actually didnt hurt that bad.

This happened to me once, and it really sucked.

I can't wait for you to come to town and hear all the drama happening! I love gossiping with you hoe. You're my very best friend.

"He just showed his junk to some kids."

my tiny ass room

look at how small it's going to be!

Kevin's Birthday

I finished you're birthday present yesterday too by the way hoe.

I gots some ideas for the weekend.

We never made a Laura is still at College Land video like you fucking promised we would. I think we should when you are here on that sunday. So bring you're camera, and i am going to start up some ideas.

I think we should have the yeah yeah yeahs, date with the night start it. Have a part about how i'm a total bitch, cause i am.
We should get Ravel to dress up again and doing a mean girls skit. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm Charlie Brown laughing to that!

What am i going to do for the rest of the day.... OH NO
Ravel Laura Ravel Laura Ravel LaurA RAVEL LAURA.

For those of you who are totally lost by this.

By the way i have the best acting skillz.
Sometimes things make me thank god i didn't make my major theatre instead.

that bitch is an ass clown.

I want it to be my BIRTHDAY!
I WANT IT TO BE 80'S NIGHT!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

dance!

Oh amy

A couple of thoughts about your party.

There better be good grub or I'm gonna freak out 

There better not be any bears, because I'm afraid of bears.

and you better not make that face you always make at me

even more about hair

well I know what kind of hair i want

More about Hair.

Ugh i want that girls hair! I want a really awesome high hair. I've been hairspray-ing it everyday to the extreme. I need to shower to night, hopefully i won't mess up all me work. I want Gwen Stefani hair, honestly.
I want this on the most though. Plus those eyes Ugh! I need MORE MAKE UP!

A REAL pompadour

cough** lame.

Call me when you and Ravel look like this.

My funky high hair.

Me and Mr. Ramirez's Rockabilly hair.

That's all.

smellissa

I get to see her saturday!

I drew this on a dry erase board at a party and someone put this up on facebook.  There were 3 girls trying to take credit for it, but they're all phonies! I'm the real mastermind behind the notorious Smellissa drawing...okay Rob is, but I turned it into a pop culture icon!!!!!!!

Time and Light

anyone who says you have bad taste is wrong. I love this song, and YOU gave it to me.

Another picture for above Kevin's Bed.

Sad day.

President Obama killed a fly today. Lucky Peta is going to send him a fly catcher, so he can catch them and release them outside. But let's all take a moment to remember that fly....And how stupid Peta is.
Also Remember to get you're safe bug catcher from Peta.com
Kevin is the fly to my Obama.

i just wanted to say heyyyy

I just wanted to say Hey

I changed my mind

I wanna be this dinosaur.

You and Ravel can be these two.

Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. Kraft.

Aly and AJ and Kevin

Would like to invite you

to their wedding.

On June the 17th 2009.

Thanks.

This is the theme song.

severed heads

I saw these in Savannah and they reminded me of you.  You should make something like this.  You've got the brains and the skill, so why dontcha?!

My two favorite things on the soup.

Just click here.

You're such a Whore.

This reminds me of you.

Laura you are...

Laura my darling, you are...

The Brigit Bardot to my Serge Gainsbourg (As we're both really hot AND FRENCH!  Later I'm gonna trade you in for a really hot English chick named Jane)

You are the Amy Sedaris to my David Sedaris (because we're both too funny for words)

The Harley Quinn to my Joker (as in, you're always gonna be in love with me, and I'm always gonna be in love with someone else...BATMAN!)

The Courtney Love to my Kurt Cobain.  (IE you will ultimately cause me to commit suicide)

You are the Itchy to my Scratchy (because we're always finding new ways to murder each other, but in a funny way)

You are the pickle to my woman who has pickle phobia (because I'm afraid of you) for more info about this relationship click here

17 More days TILL BIRTHDAY TIME!

So with my Birthday right around the corner and all Kevin. I have been trying to get together a real game plan.

• Shots i wanna try, like the B-52. For the B-52's! Chocolate Cake Shot. Buttery Nipple. Apple-tine. Stuff like that.
• Everything i can do on my birthday
• 80's Night till 12:30
• Then i gotta hit up them bars till closed
• Sleep
• Parents come up
  
• I wake up, dress up. Birthday Crown and all.
• Nice Dinner/Lunch. Begin the drinking again.
• Bar with Parents. Try all shots i can down.
• House PARTY! this is where things begin to get hazy
  
• Something
• Something
• I don't know!
• Wake up and it's the FOURTH!
  
• So i have two themes I am pretty much in love with.
• The best birthday I've never forget, if i could remember.
  
• Amy Winehouse Birthday PARTY!
• Also i need a cake!
  
• there has to be CAKE!
• 

So Joe and Ryan inspired me.

Kevin is the Lindsey Lohan to my Hilary Duff.


The Blake to my Amy Winehouse,


The Discussing things New York has to do for 10,000 dollars to my New York.


Maybe I'm not good at this.

Maybe Kevin should Post a Blog on here.

KEVINS FAULT

I called you last night Craft! Wanted to tell you how your phone call ruined my entire day. All the food jobs were too busy to get applications from. It was way hotter the whole time i drove around with no air in my car, to remind you how my air doesn't work. Also there were 20 thousand more people on the road and no one wanted to let me drive down the wrong way one both the one way i almost got killed on.

Yesterday was so bad i am going to have to get myself a beehive and drink a bunch to make myself feel better about the 15 bucks i got for 5 movies and 2 cds. I stole to the opera house. I feel rip off.

Nothing was good at the free pile of clothes either. I've gone there everyday this whole week and only got yellow high heels and some shorts that don't totally fit. Zipper is broken too.

All you're fault sir.

Favorite paaaart of my day.

"I bought you flowers and you put my balls over there."
*points behind him*
-Ravel

Nuff said.

Lily Allen!!!

If me and you dated Kevin this would be our song.

Lily Allen.

I have a new blog just for stuff

here it is
I only have one follower. Change that!
You should make a record list like I did, and so should Ravel.

Come to my Window

That's because yesterday I was in a car with my mommy on a road trip to Savannah! We listened to the radio and sang a very special duet to "Come to my window" by Mellissa Ethridge because we're both secretly lesbians!

I went on a campus tour today, and the city is so beautiful! It's like NY but haunted with spanish moss. When you come visit me here, it will be worth the trip because this place looks fantastic! All of the buildings are old and historic on the outside, and then futuristic on the inside. It's like the Star Wars of the art schools!

I miss you so much!!!! I can't wait for July. I'm more excited about your birthday than my own. I'm booking a flight there as soon as i get back for a long weekend. Thursday through Monday, I just need a ride to and from the airport. Fuck NY, I'm, going back toDenton bitches!! Birthday party and muthafuckin eighties night! OWWWHOAAHH!!!

Song about Laura.

My Aunt told me this song was about me when i was only about 5 or 6 years old.

I think it still holds true.

Song.

I know what you are up too.

So today i watched New York goes to work. You weren't at no fucking doggie day care today!!!

Just so you know, New York ain't got nothing on me right now!

So WHAT Kevin Kraft, grandson of the founder of cheese and a horrible speller mind you.

I gave myself an awesome 5 inch BEEHIVE! Wore SHORT SHORTS in PUBLIC! Smoked CRACK! GOT SUPER fucking DRUNK! DID IT AGAIN! REFUSED REHAB! Listened to AMY WINEHOUSE! Got DRUNK again. Past OUT! Bought LIME GREEN Eyeshadow! Made Dan PANCAKES! Looked at MY BALLS COLLECTION! (It's coming along nicely by the way.) Did some WEAVING! THEN I WROTE THIS!

I LOVE CAPS!

NY

Umm you know I'm in New York, partying with ma'girl New York. I will tell you all about it when i get back tomorrow night.

I'lls get you

Umm No Post, Kevin?

I was drunk for two nights in a row. WOOOOOOAH!

I have to drink more since you're not here.

YOu better blog in soon!

Her words don't mean a THING!

Well that TACKY ASS BITCH found herself a new Kevin already i believe.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO JEALOUS ASS WHORE!
Ravel is going to get his ass kicked!
She is a stupid fat SLUTT!

SLUTTTTTT!!!

So thanks for keeping our memories alive with that gay ass photo! I don't look super drunk there at all.


CLICK HERE IF YOU DON'T SUCK ASS!!!

Rejected again

WTF? Why didn't they ask us to be in their band.  This is the Rob Sheehy experience all over again

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ACTION

Kevin and Laura

Don't worry Laura, I saved this pic in the archives!

TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MILEY CYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh No not again!

Oh Kevin, those are my tacos, beefless tacos.

The Office

you are late for work.  6 hours or so.  You are fired.