it's metal, and shiny

im about to go to college! Woooooooot!!

Melissa and Me got bored.

you clearly need a makeover!

Bruce Hall Sorority

Look at my new blog.
Bruce Hall Sorority

It's awesome. We just copied Dan and make a quotes from our apartment.

Is she talking about these shorts?

The point of me ignoring you, is me not responding to high school facebook "bullying". HAHAHAHA

"I just saw one of your bitchy comments on Kevin's profile pic with us dancing. I made some mean comments in response, but I deleted them because I didn't want to share it with everyone on facebook. I wish that you weren't friends with my friends so that you could be out of my life forever. I hate your voice, your immaturity, the way you've treated kevin on several occassions, and the fact that you don't know how to dress for your body type (YOU ARE TOO FAT TO WEAR SHORT SHORTS. SAVE THOSE FOR PRIVATE TIME WITH RAVEL BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT) I thought about making a truce with you only for the sake of your lovely housemates, but I guess I will have to just wait to your fat ass is out of the way if I want to visit them. Don't respond to this because I'm not even going to bother to read it and I don't want any further drama. Also I have absolutely no desire to hear your thoughts or opinions. (Especially since you have such a high opinion of yourself"

Gina facebooked this to me.

it's about to get REAL laura

Real like degrassi

I'll show you psycho killer

I do look like a psycho killer.  I'm totally gonna kill that cheerleader with perfect hair some day.  YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!  I don't like the other actor.  I'm firing the other actor Zachary Quinto is where it's at.  I'm Spock.  Not Kirk. 

Actually...

"Laura and Kevin's Cheesed Monkeys"
Would have the cast of
Me as Ellen Page
because when i make fun of pregnancy and make thousands of Juno reference it would be soooo fucking funny.

Kevin would be umm Chris Pine. Because Kevin doesn't look like a psycho killer. He more clean cut. But still Science fiction nerd base.

Ravel would be Adrian Grenier. Because they could be twins one, and two because you think he's a nice guy most of the time but he could be a real fuckass at times. Like Ravel. He's cute but sometimes usually he's a selfish dip shit of huge portions.
You could still have Kristen Bell Kevin, I would never take that away. But i would make Roseann Barr, my mother and my mother would be a little pissed. But it honestly is the closest to reality without putting my mom on tv.

The big haired Bitch i made fun of throughout the movie would be Brittany Murphy, nothing says dumb trailer trash like Brittany Murphy. I mean look at her what a little whore.

The Movie About Me...

Zachary Quinto would play me.  Zachary Quinto is just science fictiony and nerdy and hairy enough to play me. 

Who would play Laura Green?  Lily Allen.  Duh! Who else is blunt enough, sarcastic enough, all around funny enough to play my best friend?  Nobody, that's who!

Parker Posey would be my step mom or something.  she'd try to offer guidance but ultimately fail and just come off as hilarious.  They'd have to give her grey hair or something though, because she's way too hot to be old enough to be my mother.

My worst enemy would be a toss up between the lead singer of Nickelback, and Nicholas Cage.  I haven't decided if he would wear a bear suit in the movie, or maybe dress young, with hip clothes (table cloth scarf maybe?) and a dread locks wig.

Kristen Bell is the nerdy, spunky, scrappy not crappy, babe of my dreams.  She's sarcastic, funny, and all around perfect.

8 are Supermodels.

1. Me, Laura
2. Regine
3. Luriel
4. Ryan
5. Camille
6. Caroline
7. Melissa
8. Julia

What? Not my fault i know all the super models.

WHY DONT I LOOK LIKE THIS

Just So you know HOE!

I finally deleted that big haired bitch you made me be friends with two years ago. I was nice as long as you were here and i mean shit if she is going to inform everyone i hate her than facebook can do it too.

Freshman Year

Remember these?  This was us Freshman year.  We were so young and dumb, and God look at how fat I was!  

Your creepy ass friends

So your friend Danial Elliot or whatever left a big bag of smelly sweaty clothes (I don't mean men's clothes ) at your apartment as a leave behind. Blake doesn't want to call him because then he has to hang out with him. So you might get a magical new bag of smelly sweaty woman's clothes.

Also how many times are you going to have a last 80s night ever?

a present for you!

so Andy Warhol

power, corruption, and lies

It's a good thing Laura posts on here just as much as me.  Oh wait, that's a LIE!

paparazzi

I got a new camera for the soul purpose of being your paparazzi.  This video is just artsy and weird enough for me to like it, BUT the Triplets from Daisy of Love are in it.  YUCK!  what was she thinking?

I want to take this to my new school

You need to take a bath...

...with Serge!

So ummm ok?

Well i don't know what the fuck that video was about, but i think this is a better Peaches Video for us....

I'm her by the way. Everyone wants to be me.

Peaches

Laura, I don't wanna lose you.

what's in

Kevin and Laura know what's in and what isn't.

Plaid is in.

Boots are definitely in.

Oh and Kevin and Laura are in.

and you're not!

Kevin got older.

So i tried to call you, but you were like no i have real friends. Cooler, more stylish friends. So i waited to call you later but then my weird only feel horrible in the morning and at night flu came back and i didn't call you again I also didn't post Magical Birthday Greetings on here. So here they are....

Happy Birthday KEVIN!!

I was going to put it in comic sans but can you believe blogger doesn't carry it, and i am to lazy to html it.

Since Kevin is bitching at me on Facebook.

I guess i should write in the blog.
So there is a Laura and a Kevin on big brother and they are like twins, not look wise of real Laura and Kevin.
Kevin is a graphic designer in the off beat crowd and Laura is a bikini model in the popular crowd.

Twins i say Twins.

chongalicious

I WANT THIS HAIR

that is all.

dumplings

Don't you ever FUCKING eat my DUMPLINGS! OR I'LL KILL YOU! YOU KNEW THEY WERE MINE!!  I found this when I was blogging this morning and it reminded me of that one time I ate your dumplings on purpose, and videotaped your reaction secretly to embarrass you on the interwebs.  Hahhahahahahah sucker!

You took three of my dumplings!

i will be wearing this

I will be wearing the red poncho.

So I'm really excited about tomorrow.  i havent been out dancing since my last eighties night in Denton.  There's nowhere to go here, and there's no one to go with really.  I plan on getting really drunk while I'm there, and I challenge you to a drinking contest!  That's right, I'm calling you out on your birthday!  You don't wanna look chicken, do you?  Bock Bock! Okay I'll stop.  Ravel should be in charge of documenting our drunkedness with pictures.  I'll loan him my camera.  

I'm dying my hair red again.

I'm going to wear this to 80's night

what you're wearing thursday

Here are your options for thursday night:

This one is cool, but you're too covered up and you'll for sure get hot.

I think you can pull this off, we just need to figure out how to get you there because you sure as hell won't fit in Ravel's car with that caboose, barbie!

This one will show that you're not afraid of colors, lots and lots of em!

and this one is just hot and you could wear it anywhere